🚨BREAKING: Google’s Gemini is about to turn our homes into an AI-themed episode of *Black Mirror* and IT’S ABOUT TIME! 🏡🤯💥 No cap, we’ve been living in 2019 with our smart homes while Google’s out here playing chess with AI and we’re all just eating checkers. ♟️💀 So here’s the tea: Google is hitting up the smart home game with a revamp that’s got more AI than a TikTok dance challenge. 💃🤖💰 Get ready for the *NEW* Google Home app, powered by Gemini, because apparently, Assistant was too busy scrolling through memes and forgot to help us with our light bulbs. ☠️ (Developer quote leaks: “We were going to let Assistant take control, but then it tried to understand the lyrics to ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’... 😬”) They’re throwing in new cameras too! 👁️🔍 So now you can watch your cat plot world domination while you’re at work! Stonks for that! 📈📉 But fr fr, what’s next? An AI that adopts all my pets when I go on vacation? 🐶💔 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, your fridge will be sending you passive-aggressive texts like “Are you REALLY going to eat that?” while recommending healthy alternatives. 🤬🍏💔 Prepare for the chaos, fam!