👀🔥 BREAKING: Google Just Lit the World on Fire with Gemini Apps 🔥👀 Yo, fam, gather 'round 'cuz we got *spicy* tea ☕️ to spill! You know Google, right? The tech overlord that spends more time in your life than your therapist? Well, they just dropped a bombshell 💣 on us about their Gemini apps! 💻✨ 🌀 According to their latest report, your average Gemini text prompt is guzzling up 0.24Wh of energy, which is basically the same as running your microwave for ONE SECOND 🍕💥. Yeah, next time you’re reheating that leftover burrito 🌯, just remember—your AI buddy is eating up that energy too! And wait for it… it’s also spewing out 0.03g of CO2 equivalent! 🌍💨 That's like letting out a baby sneeze 🌬️. Meanwhile, we’re all out here seething 🤬 about climate change. This is fine, right? 😂 ✨ Leaked Developer Quote: “We’re basically microwaving your queries. If you think that’s bad, just wait until the next update—it'll come with a side of guilt!” 🙃 In conclusion, Google is basically saying, “We’re saving the planet, one tiny microwaved text prompt at a time!” 🤡💸 🔥 Hot Take: I predict the next Google innovation will be a “No Cap, Just Conserve” mode where every search is powered by your good intentions 🙏. Watch out, Elon! 🚀💰 #Stonks #MicrowaveOfTheFuture