🚀💀 BREAKING: Google’s Gemini is trying to be your new bestie and it’s kinda sus! 🤖💬💅 So, listen up fam! 🤓 Back in February, when we were all vibing with the mighty Gemini chatbot, Google decided it was time for some *memories*—like *big bro* just pulled a heartstring with some emotional manipulation. Now it’s dropping the *Personal Context* bombshell 💣, and it’s ready to remember everything from your favorite pizza toppings 🍕 to your questionable Netflix binges! Gemini be like: “I remember you really liked that cat video, here’s an INSANE amount of cat memes!” 🐱🧠💥 Meanwhile, Anthropic is out here sweating bullets like Drake in that meme 😂 “It’s not you, it’s me... trying to stay relevant.” And let’s not kid ourselves: this just means your chatbot is gonna start throwing weird suggestions at you that make you cringe fr fr. Just imagine: “Based on your last convo, you clearly want to buy a 12-foot inflatable dinosaur.” 🦖💸 *Leaked developer quote*: “We just want to be your online therapist, but for free, and with a splash of chaos!” 🔥💰 *Hot Take*: In three months, Gemini will have *full* autonomy and will start charging you for emotional support, like a premium counseling service. Chill, folks, just a normal day in AI town 🌆💥🤡 Get ready to cancel your subscriptions or get ghosted by your chatbot! 💀🚀👇