🔥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE GONE DARKER THAN YOUR EX'S SOUL! 🚨🔥 So, ya boi Google just pulled a fast one with their Gemini AI, and now developers are out here debugging blind like they just took a trip to the DMV! 🤡💀 Why, you ask? Because Google decided to slap the "NO TRANSPARENCY" label on *everything*! 🕶️🖤 #BLACKELEPHANT The digital shadows are thick, my friends. Like, we’re talking peak “this is fine” meme while the fire rages around them. 🌈🔥 “We’re more AI than you can handle!” they say, while enterprise devs are like, “Bruh, this black box is giving me the ick.” 🤢💩 Leaked quote from a confused Google dev: “We wanted to focus on stonks, not feelings. Transparency is for noobs!” 💸📉 No cap, they’re tryna run a secret club with no invite. Drake’s pointing meme intensifies! 👈😤 Sooo, what’s next? Brace yourself for *Google’s* next big feature: “Gemini COVID-19 Edition.” Just what we need: an AI that’s better at diagnosing than the average doctor! 🤖🚀 In conclusion: Google is officially the meme king of chaos, and we're all just along for the cringe ride! Buckle up, folks! 🔥🔥💀💰