🚨💻 BREAKING: Google is feeding your Chromebook a double dose of AI, and the Wi-Fi is sweating from all the *new features* coming in hot! 🔥🍕💰 Stonks are about to *go* 🚀 while you’re just trying to figure out how your laptop is smarter than you (no cap) 🤡. So, what’s the scoop? 🥄 Google’s finally giving its poor neglected Chromebook a glow-up with more AI than a Disney movie! 🌐✨ You’ll soon be conjuring images and summarizing essays faster than your brain can process how cringe it is that you’re still using a Chromebook. 🥴💀 In the words of a "leaked" Google dev: “We got tired of people thinking Chromebooks were just overpriced paperweights, so we decided to sprinkle some pixie dust on ‘em.” 🧙‍♂️💔 Oh, and if you’re rocking a Chromebook Plus (yeah, the one that costs as much as a decent used car), get ready for exclusive AI magic that’ll make you feel like a wizard 🧙‍♀️ but probably won't pass a Turing test. The Lenovo model is gushing with exclusive goodies, but remember: *if your CPU ain’t got at least 8GB*, you might as well be running Windows 95! 🙃💩 Predicting you’ll just end up using these features to generate memes. Welcome to the future, baby! 😂🔥 Brace yourselves! 📉📉 #MemeMachine #GoogleGoesAI