🚨🔥BREAKING: Google just merged into the future with Gemini AI ✨🤖, and it's officially crashing your wrist party! 💀💔 Say goodbye to your boring Pixel Watch 🕰️, 'cause now it’s all about *that* Gemini life, fam! 💅💯 Literally, who needs friends when you have AI that can tell you that your heart rate is stress level: “This is fine” when you accidentally open the stock market app? 💸📉 #Stonks 👀 *Leaked convo from a Google dev*: 👨‍💻 “So... what’s the killer feature?” 👩‍💻 “It’ll remind you to breathe when your boss texts you at 11 PM!” 👨‍💻 “Proceeds to freak out about life choices.” Let’s be real though, if I wanted a watch that talks back and judges me, I’d just stick with my ex. 😤🪦 But wait! THERE'S MORE! 🚀🙌 The new update even comes with flaming hot takes on your fitness goals. “You call that a workout? 😂” 💪💔 No cap, I feel personally attacked. 🔥🔥 PREDICTION: By 2025, every watch will be so smart, they'll start issuing side-eye and charging for therapy sessions. Imagine your wrist saying, “Dude, you’re literally just scrolling through memes. Get. A. Life.” 🤡 Share this chaos with a friend before your watch starts judging *them* too! 💅💥