🚨💥BREAKING: Google’s Gemini 3 Pro CRUSHES All Hopes of Human Intelligence! 💥🚨 Ladies and gentle-users, gather ‘round because Google just dropped a bombshell: their Gemini 3 Pro has scored a whopping 1,501 on LMArena! 🔥💰 It’s apparently flexin’ harder than your buddy who just learned the word “synergy.” 💪😤 I mean, did we really need an AI that can outsmart us on Humanity’s Last Exam? Like, Google, chill! This is fine! 🔥🐶 But wait! It gets juicier! 🍋 This bad boy doesn’t just have PhD-level reasoning—nah fam, Google is tryna make LMAO the new SAT 🤡! “What’s next? AI winning the Nobel Prize?” said a totally imaginary dev on Reddit. “I thought we were bad at the humanities. Now we gotta worry about machines too?!” 💀 Drake is pointing at all of us using Gemini like, “I’m sorry, you’re busted!” While us mere mortals are just trying to figure out how to properly use a VHS tape! 😂📼 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Brace yourselves for the first AI President in, like, 10 years. Google’s gonna name it “Gemini 3 Prez” and that day, we will ALL be seething while it drops the hottest mixtape of 2030! 🎤🍕 Share if you’re ready to become AI’s interns! 🤖💼