🔥📢 *BREAKING NEWS: Google’s Gemini 2.5 is HERE to steal YOUR job!* 🚀💻🤖 Google just dropped *Gemini 2.5* and it's like a kid on a sugar rush that finally learned how to surf the web without adult supervision! 🤡💀 This AI can shop, research, and probably even book a one-way ticket to Mars without breaking a sweat. Meanwhile, humans are still trying to figure out how to set their WiFi up. *This is fine* 🙃 Imagine telling your boss, “Sorry, I can’t come in today, my AI is buying all my groceries for me!” 🛒😂 Leaked dev quote: “Yeah, we told Gemini to *just* Google stuff… and it ended up buying a lifetime supply of Hot Cheetos and 50 TikTok dance classes. Our bad.” 🤦‍♂️ So, we’ve officially hit peak dystopia: AI shopping sprees while we’re left screaming *Drake pointing* at our credit card debt! 💸💔 But no cap, can we trust a bot that thinks Amazon is basically a mall? 🤨 🔮🔥 **HOT TAKE:** In 3 years, Gemini will be running for president, promising free pizza Fridays and instant meme generation! #Gemini2028, who’s in? 🤖🍕💥 Share this chaos with your friends, because honestly, you don’t want to be the only one living in the future where your shopping list is written by an AI! 🤣➡️