🚨BREAKING: Google just dropped Gemini 2.5 Deep Think, and it's more advanced than your out-of-touch uncle trying to explain NFTs at Thanksgiving dinner! 🦃💸💀 You gotta pay a cool $250/month for this intellectual glow-up, which is like asking for a Mastercard just to understand why you can’t make your coffee without Googling "why is my espresso machine crying?" ☕️🤖 Apparently, this AI can juggle thoughts like a circus clown on a unicycle! 🎪🤡 Multi-tasking level: Galaxy Brain! 🚀✨ As if we needed more reasons to feel inferior to robots, now they can comprehend multiple ideas while we struggle to decide what to binge-watch on Netflix. 🔄📺 In totally "not fake" leaked dev chat, one Google engineer was like, "I asked Gemini why we charge $250 and it just said 'cope'." 😂💁‍♂️🔥 So, for your monthly cost of 1/10th of your rent, you, too, can get sage advice from an AI that probably understands social cues better than you do. 🤷‍♂️💰 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Google will start charging us $500/mo for tech support from Gemini, and they'll throw in a free toaster with every subscription, but it only toasts bread from the vibe of your room! 🍞✨ Get ready to be mind-blown and wallet-bleed! 💸💥 Share this so your friends know what they're missing!