🔥🚨 BREAKING: Google just dropped the most *snoozeville* feature since the invention of sleep itself! 😴💤 We tried to wake up but they gave us “featured notebooks” over at the NotebookLM 🗒️💔. What’s next? **Google Copy-Paste to *write* your essays for you?** 🙃 In an announcement that caused more eye-rolls than a student at a 9 AM class, Google’s serving us curated topics to help *“assemble high-quality sources”*. Like, wow, thanks for the heads up, Google! Are we still in the Dark Ages of research? 🔦💀 #GoogleSnoozeFest 🤡💩 According to our crack team of imaginary devs: 👨‍💻 “We thought ‘caffeine’ in code was a myth until we saw this update!” 👩‍💻 “Honestly, I just wanted to give people a reason to live in the *Notebook* world. Is that too much to ask?” The Atlantic and the Economist jumped on this train 🚆💨 - but like, can they stop curating my chaos? We need more *memes* and *cat videos*, fam! 🐱💥 So here’s a hot take that’ll roast your brain, no cap: **Google is one “Notebook” away from launching a *Google Therapy* feature to cure your existential crisis.** Seethe and cope, nerds! 🚀💰