🚨💤 WAKE UP, TECH NERDS! 🥱💥 Google just dropped the ultimate *hold my coffee* moment on us with a countdown to their Pixel 10 launch! Yes, it’s “your future phone,” and I'm over here like, "Is it a phone or a time machine?" 🤣🔥 👀 Check it! The Pixel 10 is about to be announced, and Google’s smashing that snooze button like it’s some kind of overpriced alarm clock. ⏰🎉💰 Peep this leaked convo I totally didn’t make up between two Google devs: Dev 1: “Dude, are we really calling it 'your future phone'? What are we selling, crystal balls?” 🔮 Dev 2: “Nah, it’s just a fancy way to say we’re still working on fixing the last glitchy update.” 😅💻 So like, stonks on that marketing, fam! 📈🙌 Drake would be pointing at this 'your future phone' like *no cap*, this is the 12th rehash of the same camera tech. 🤡💔 But hold up, here’s the kicker: IF this thing doesn't come with a built-in AI therapist to cope with how much you seethe over its price tag, is it even worth it? 🥴💔💭 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2024, the Pixel 11 will be a Starbucks cup with a selfie-taking latte function. Trust me, it's coming! ☕🤖💥