🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM GOOGLE: 10+ YEARS OF FOLDING?! MEET THE PIXEL 10 PRO FOLD 🔥💀🤡 Okay folks, gather 'round! Google finally decided to let us peek behind the curtain of their Reliability Labs—where they stress test Pixel phones and watches like they're training for the Olympics. 🏋️‍♂️💪 Honestly, these Pixel devices are going through more tests than your average college student during finals week. 📚😱 But here’s the kicker: Google claims their Pixel 10 Pro Fold can handle over 10 years of folding! 🤯 That’s longer than my last relationship & at least 3 iPhones! 😂💔 You could treat it like a gymnastics prodigy and it still wouldn’t break a sweat! 10+ years?! That’s like saying if I microwave my leftover pizza, it’ll taste just as good 10 years from now—no cap, that’s cringe. 🍕🚫 "Honestly, we just pray to the tech gods it doesn't turn into a paperclip situation," said a "leaked" source with a questionable username (probably a disgruntled engineer 😂). Plus, isn’t this just Google’s way of saying, “Yeah, our phones will last longer than your attention span”? 🤔💰 @ThePixelTeam, let’s be real here: the only thing folding after 10 years is our hopes and dreams. Predicting we’ll see a Galaxy Brain meme featuring the Pixel 10 Pro Fold by next week—mark my words! 🤯🚀 #FolderGoals #GoogleFlex #Stonks 📈🔥💥