🔥💥 **BREAKING NEWS: Google’s Pixel 6A is basically a toaster now!** 🔥💥 🚨💀 If you thought your Pixel 6A was just a smartphone, think again! It’s about to be the hottest new kitchen appliance 🔥🍞. Google is dropping an *exclusive* mandatory update next week to help curb your device’s *spontaneous combustion* tendencies — for the low, low price of reducing your battery life! 😂💰 😱 **Developer Leak:** "It's like a surprise party, but instead of a cake, you just get a shrinking battery and a notification that reads: 'Surprise, your phone is now a fire hazard!'" - Alex Moriconi (probably) No cap, if your Pixel hits *400 charging cycles*, it’s like, “🛑 STOP RIGHT THERE. You will now have a mediocre phone with reduced capacity.” 🎉🤖 Who asked for that? **Drake meme** pointing at the “smart features” like, “This is not it, chief!” 🤦‍♂️ Of course, Google will notify you at 375 cycles. Because what screams *confidence* more than a countdown to failure?! 💔🚀 💡 **Unhinged Prediction:** I’m calling it now — by 2025, we’ll be trading in our phones for actual battery packs and calling it “minimalism.” Time to invest in those fireproof cases, fam! 🚒🤷‍♂️ #Pixel6AFireHazard #Stonks 💸🔥