🚨✨BREAKING NEWS: The RETURN OF THE BEANIE! 🎉🤖💥 Google just slapped nostalgia in the face with a rusty propeller and brought back the iconic Noogler look! 🙌💚 📦They dropped a new Android figure that’s giving off strong “I’m here to take your lunch money, but also your heart” vibes. WARNING: Side effects may include uncontrollable squealing and the urge to put it on your desk as a paperweight of pure joy. 💰🧙‍♂️ Developers are reportedly *shooketh* over this release. One anonymous source, possibly an intern, was overheard saying: "If I wanted a propeller on my head, I'd just wear my failed startup dreams!" 😂💀 But wait, there’s more! They’ve thrown in an Android lanyard for that extra touch of “I’m a professional, really” while you’re crying in your mom’s basement. 💔🏡 The internet is already spitting out meme gold: “When you realize your Android figure can’t solve your problems…” - caption this, fam! 🤡💔 🔥💥In a totally unhinged prediction, I foresee *Noogler Figure 2.0* featuring AI that literally knows your life better than you do and sends passive-aggressive calendar invites! 🚀💯 #ThisIsFine #TechRoast #Stonks 👀💸 Spread the chaos!