🚨📰 BREAKING: Google just dropped a “Nest Cam 2K” bomb, and honestly, it’s still a snooze-fest! 😴💤 Like bro, we went from 720p potato vision to maybe seeing your neighbor’s dog take a poop in crisp 2K. Congrats Google, we can now appreciate the beauty of a trash can from 10 feet away! 🎉🎥 But wait, THERE’S MORE! 💥 The new “Gemini” system (because what’s better than one AI spying on you? DOUBLE THE SPYING! 🤖🤖) is designed to double the “Holy crap, do I even have privacy?” levels in your own home. 🔍👀💰 Stonks? More like STONKS! 🙃📈 Leaked developer quotes reveal the chaos behind the scenes: “Y’all, we just wanted to make sure people can see their amazon packages before they get stolen! Not for actual security or anything, right?” - Anonymous Google Dev #realtalk Also, if you think your new Nest will start playing your favorite tunes automatically, you might be coping harder than a kid at a school dance. 💀🕺 🔥Prediction: By 2025, Google Nest will ADHD upgrade to send you daily TikToks of 2K cats! We’ll have no choice but to watch it, or it's “This is Fine” vibes all the way! 🔥🚀 Share this chaos and prepare for the 2K cat invasion, fam! 🐱📲