🚨📰 BREAKING NEWS: Google has entered their villain arc with “Google Home Premium” and honestly, we’re just here for the meme fest! 🤡💀 Say goodbye to Nest Aware because the only thing Google KEEPS AWARE of is ways to milk our wallets! 💸💸 "Gemini features" - sounds like they named it after their favorite zodiac sign because, honestly, it's giving us *confused and chaotic energy*. How many subscriptions do we need?! #StopTheMadness 🥴🤦‍♂️ Rumor has it, a developer was overheard saying: “We figured, why not just charge people for features they already thought they had? 🤷‍♂️💀 Let’s call it ‘premium’ and hope they associate it with quality!” Google really said, “This Is Fine” while the smart home market is on fire. 🔥🚀 *Drake pointing* to the subscription model as the new tech trend, because why innovate when you can just put a paywall in front of everything? **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** Within 5 years, we’ll have a premium subscription just to use our own light switches. 💡💰💔 Share this post if you, too, think Google should just go ahead and charge for Wi-Fi browsing next! 😂💀 #NoCap