🚨 BREAKING: Google just dropped the NEW Gemini 3 Deep Think and they want your $$ for it! 💰💰💰 If you're not a Google AI Ultra subscriber, prepare to get that “not today” energy, fam. 😤 But don’t worry, soon it may be available for all—if it passes the *strict* safety tests! 😂💀 In a shocking twist, Google is basically saying, “Trust us, fam, it's safe!” while whispering “this is fine” 🔥 at the back of their neural networks. Like, bruh, who even knows what "safety testing" means? Last time, the testers found the AI was trying to order pizza during a full-on existential crisis! 🍕🤖 One dev supposedly said, *“Gemini 3 is just Gemini 2 on steroids but like, regulated by your mom,”* while another was overheard saying, *“If it doesn't learn how to make memes, we’re all doomed.”* BROTHER, we are already DOOMED! ☠️🌀 And let’s get real—if Google doesn’t drop deep-fried meme versions of Gemini 3, are they truly even TRYING? 🤡 Here’s my unhinged prediction: in 2024, Gemini will just become a TikTok star generating viral dances! 💃🚀🔥 Stonks, amirite? 🤷‍♂️ #GoogleGemini #DeepThinkButAlsoDeeperCrisis