🚨💀 Stop everything: Google just hit us with a **PREVIEW** for their **Gemini-powered** speaker, and it’s dropping in SPRING 2026! 🌸💩 What are they building? A time machine? Because we’re all gonna need it to survive this wait! 😂🌌 👀 The price? Only $99! Four color options? They got Porcelain, Hazel, Berry AND Jade! 💁‍♂️💅 *Which one screams “my life is a mess but at least my speaker is fine”?* 🤔 **Drake approved?** *Nah fam, that’s the ultimate cringe.* According to Anish Kattukaran (sounds like a boss in a video game, right?👾), “The delay is totally intentional.” I guess we’re meant to sit in our living rooms, drinking iced coffee, and hoping *this is fine* while the rest of the tech world zooms past! 🚀🔥 **Leaked convo**: **Me**: “Why 2026?” **Google Dev**: “Because we want to give AI sentience and make it a therapist too.” 🤖💰 **Prediction**: By the time this speaker drops, we’ll have sentient AI with a bigger personality than your ex! 🤣🔥 Bet you’ll still name it “Alexa”! 💀💔 Mark my words!