🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Google just turned into the world’s biggest carbon-emitting meme machine! 🤡🔥 In a shocking twist, Google (that friendly neighborhood overlord who knows what you did last summer) just admitted its carbon emissions went up like my anxiety on Monday mornings! 🤯📈 Say hello to an *ambition-based* 11.5 million metric tons of CO2—up by 11% from last year! 💀💔 Unless your idea of ambition is slowly cooking the planet, this ain't it, chief. And LOL, wait for it... this “ambition-based” nonsense excludes supply chain pollution. I mean, c’mon, avoiding responsibility like a kid dodging chores? Even Drake's looking at this like "Nah, fam, that's cringe." 🚫🛒🎵 Leaked dev quote: “We're just trying to sprinkle some AI magic dust over our emissions. It’s fine, right? This is fine.” 🔮🔥 Also, a chart in their report showed their total emissions at nearly 15 million tons—equivalent to 40 power plants buzzing like a caffeine-fueled conspiracy theorist! 🌍⚡ 🔥🤖 PREDICTION ALERT: If Google keeps this up, their next innovation will be an eco-friendly meltdown! Stay tuned for Google Greenwashing 2.0—coming soon to a solar-powered screen near you! 🎬🌌💚💰 #Google #CarbonCrisis #Stonks #Environment #ChaosTheories🚀💥