🔥 GUYS, the Google Green Machine is looking like a total CO2 clown! 🤡💀 According to deep, dark whispers from the Internet shadows, it turns out that Google just *might* have been low-key lying about their carbon emissions. They thought they could flaunt a 51% rise 🚀, but nah fam, it's a whopping 65%! 😱 🌍💔 Like, what do they think we're doing? Counting pixels or carbon? Anyway, it gets worse; the biggest jump was between 2023 and 2024, where they skyrocketed a mind-blowing 26%! That's not just a jump; it’s the Olympic leap of climate fails! 🥇 This is the equivalent of dumping your trash in your neighbor’s yard and claiming you’re a “zero waste” influencer. 💩 💬 *Leaked speech from the Google dev team*: "Bro, that’s just our emissions from powering the ‘I'm Still Working’ Google Meet background filter." 😂💻 Meanwhile, while they’re busy *waiting* for their carbon offset plans to load, the rest of us are just here, fine-tuning our inner ‘this is fine’ meme! 🔥✨ So, what’s next? Google sends us all free air filters as part of a “we promise to try harder” package? 😅💸 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll be using these emissions reports as *actual* crypto – "EmissionCoin" is gonna launch 🚀💰! Stonks? Or just major cringe? 🤔💀 #GoogleGreenwashing