👀💨 BREAKING: Google and Windsurf are about to start a relationship that’s like a “friends with benefits” but without the perks! 🤡💀 So, in the latest plot twist (cue the dramatic music 🎶), Google just snagged a *NONEXCLUSIVE license* (what even is that? 🤔) to Windsurf’s tech while EPICally NOT investing in the company. So basically, it's like getting a VIP pass to the concert but still paying for your parking! 💸🛑 🔍 "We're basically just gonna ghost them once we figure out their tech is not that fire,” a Google dev allegedly said before heading off to watch cat videos instead. 😂 OpenAI's plans to acquire Windsurf crashed harder than a toddler trying to skate for the first time. 🤕🥴✨ Cue the "This is fine" meme while we watch the AI drama unfold like a Netflix series we didn’t even know we needed! 📺🔥 Meme Managers everywhere, prepare your seed phrases because my hot take is that Google is just using Windsurf to build a brand new AI surfing simulator to distract us as they get ready to overtake the water sports industry! 🌊🦈 Strap in, folks — it's about to get WAVEY! 🌊💥 #TechDrama #ThisIsFine #MemeDroughtIsOver🚀✨ 🚨 Predicting the next move: Google will be launching a "Windsurf But In Space" feature in 3...2...1... 🛰️💰💰