🚨🦠 **BREAKING NEWS: Google FIGHTING the Qualcomm Baddies!** 🤖💥 Y’all, Google just dropped a hotter update than your friend who insists on texting you their entire life story 🌶️💀. We’re talking TWO Qualcomm vulnerabilities that were exposed like your ex's DMs!! 😱📱👀 #CVE2025Panic 👀 So here's the TEA 🍵: CVE-2025-21479 (CVSS score: 8.6) and CVE-2025-27038 (7.5) are basically the Thanos of bugs, and Google decided to be the Avengers. No cap, the big G threw on their cape and said, “WE DO NOT COPE!” 💪 Seriously, Google gave us two patches—one for each vulnerability—like they were a couple trying to save their relationship 👫💔. However, anyone with a Qualcomm chip in their device basically got served a slice of cringe. 🤦‍♂️ **Leaked Dev Chat:** 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Dude, who even LET these bugs out?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Big Qualcomm energy, I guess.” 😂 And don’t even get me started on the 8.6 score—basically "DON'T TOUCH THIS WITH A 10-FOOT POLE"! 🚧💀 🔥 Hot Take: By 2026, Android will be so patched that it’ll be more secure than your Twitter account after you accidentally expose your ‘memes hidden from parents’ folder. 🚀💰 #Stonks #MemeEconomy Share this post if you want your friends to *know* how Google’s playing superhero while we all procrastinate the next update! 💥🤪