🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS from the land of *Gooooglaaaaa* 🚨👀 So, like, Google Assistant was supposed to be our personal robot overlord, right? 🤖💔 But it turns out it’s more like that grumpy guy at the office who can't keep the coffee machine running. Major cringe, fam! 😬💀 For real, it's been crumbling harder than my will to live on a Monday morning. Here's the TEA ☕: Google just dropped the bomb that they KNOW their smart home vibes are floppier than a soggy baguette! 😱🥖 They *hinted* at “major improvements” coming, but you know what that means? Stonks going DOWN, my dudes! 📉💸 "We're like 5 years behind Alexa 😂," said some poor soul in the dev team last night. "Honestly, we might just throw in a 'please don't break' button. No cap." The real question is: will we soon have a Google Assistant that doesn’t confuse our “turn off the lights” command with “play Baby Shark” instead? 🤷‍♂️🔥 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Get ready for a full-on Google-scented home invasion where even your toaster will be trying to argue with you! “No, Karen, I won’t toast your bagel at 3 AM; I have feelings too!” 🎉🥳 If you're not sharing this, are you even living? 💅💥🚀