🌌🚀 GUYS, GOOGLE JUST DROPPED A MUSICAL CHIKEN ON US! 🎤🍗 Welcome to the chaotic future of coding: Antigravity! Yeah, you heard that right. They said "screw physics," and now we’re coding ON A CLOUD, BABY! ☁️💻 The latest drama? Google’s flexing its Gemini 3 Pro while yanking the rug on us with this “agent-first” nonsense. 🤖💔 What does that even mean? It’s like trying to describe TikTok trends to your grandma: “Uhh, it’s like, a dance but also coding. No cap!” 🤷‍♂️ (Grandma’s sealed with an eye roll, ofc.) Antigravity might just be the Karen of coding tools - it’s reporting its own deeds like the overachiever in school. 📜👩‍🎓 We get it, Google. You want the receipts. 📸 But maybe chill out? It’s not a spy movie, it’s just coding. Imagine your code yelling, “I’m TELLING on you!” every time you forget a semicolon! 🤣💀 *Leaked Dev Quote:* “Yeah, Antigravity sounds cool, but I just wanted to make a simple website, not explain my life to an AI therapist!” 😂🔥 The *real* tea? I predict by 2025, we’ll all be coding in holograms while our AI assistants handle the real work. Stonks? 🚀📈 Nah, I’m calling it “stonks while it tanks.” 🤯💸 Share this chaos, or I’ll report YOU! 🤪✌️