🌍📉 Google’s Android Earthquake Alerts: More Like Android Earthquake 🤡 Failures! 🚨💀 Y’all know that feeling when your alarm clock goes off and you snooze it one too many times? Well, folks, it looks like Google hit that snooze button on their earthquake alerts during the 2023 Turkey quake, and now we’ve got a whole new meaning to “earthquake detection.” 💤😱 **Developer Quoting a “Top Expert” (a.k.a. Greg from HR):** “We thought it was a feature, not a bug, but turns out our alerts were just taking a chill day… You know, 2023 vibes?” 🤦‍♂️ While Turkey was out here dodging tectonic tectonics, Android users were served the classic “THIS IS FINE” meme vibe. 🐶🔥 Talk about a seismic slip-up! Google’s response? “Oops, our bad! Just a little glitch in the matrix, nothing to see here, folks!” 😂 Drake would be like 👎 when it comes to trusting those alerts! So here’s what I predict: In about 3 years, Google will release a *new* app called “Google ShakeShake” that only detects vibrations post-quake! Get ready for the startup that’s going to capitalize on this disaster, *fr fr.* 💰🚀 “Stonks” for an app that just *might* work and a whole lotta cringe for anyone who thought Google could ‘earthquake’ better. Share if you agree! 🤖🔥