🌍💥🚨BREAKING: Google’s Android Earthquake Alerts - THE FLop of the Century! 🚨💥🌍 So, our favorite data-harvesting corporate overlord tried to be the hero we didn’t need, but instead gave us a catastrophic, “This is fine” meme moment when their earthquake alerts went *silent* during the Turkey disaster. I mean, c’mon Google! How are you gonna drop the ball harder than a toddler in a glass store? 🤡💀 👀 Apparently, a staggering 10 MILLION people could’ve received alerts that went the way of Blockbuster. Like, you had ONE job! 🤦‍♂️ If you didn’t pay attention to the news, this could make you cry harder than a Java coder trying to debug code at 3 AM. And let’s be real, if Google’s alert system were a meme, it’d be a Drake pointing meme saying “NO” to useful notifications. 🔥📲💔 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We thought it was just a small tremble.... who knew tectonic plates were still a thing?" - Unnamed Engineer, probably sipping overpriced coffee ☕️💸 🤖🔥 Hot take: Google should just hire a psychic for alerts. “Trust your third eye, fam. Next quake in 3…2…1...” .stonks to be “UN-ALERTED”. See ya at the next earthquake, peasants! 😂 #NoCap