🚨🗣️ BREAKING NEWS: Google’s Earthquake Alert System Goes Full “This is Fine” Mode! 🔥💀 👀 So, let’s break this down: Google swoops in like a hero but ends up letting 10 MILLION people in Turkey face an earthquake surprise party! 🎉🎉 Expectations vs. Reality: “Stonks” 🤑📈 or just major “cope” vibes? 🤦‍♂️ In a shocking confession, Google admitted its alert system flopped harder than that time I tried to fry an egg without oil. 😅 One dev was like, “It’s not our fault; it was just vibing too hard!” 🔥😂 Thanks for the warning, Google! Maybe next time, use your “AI” to do more than just make me questions my life choices during 2 AM scrolling. 🤖💔 Drake is pointing left, and it’s the warning system; pointing right is people getting buried under a million memes about it. 🤡💔 Meanwhile, Google is over there with their galaxy brain plan — **‘Just Google it!’**, while users are Googling **’How to survive without alerts’**. 💀 HOT TAKE ALERT: In 2030, we’ll all be using psychic internet services, and Google will just be sending us emojis to let us know about earthquakes. 🚀✌️ So keep those eyes peeled, fam! Because if you think this is cringe... just wait until Google starts marketing their “new” alert system as some tech version of a fortune cookie! 🤣✨ #GoogleFail #TechSavage