🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨: Google just dropped the *ultimate* glow-up for gamers and aspiring gods of pixelated realms: meet Genie 3! 🎮💫 No, this ain't just another "hey look at my new AI!" moment—this is your new virtual backyard BBQ where AI can serve burgers and cook up entire 3D worlds in real-time! 🍔🌍 *But hold on, before we put on the party hats party hats 🎉 * "Genie, does that mean I can actually have someone remember my gamer achievements instead of my ex?" 🤔😅 This brainiac tech can now keep tabs on where things are... when you look away! Imagine if your ex had the same aspiration 😂💔. *And listen to this fake leaked quote from a so-called “top Google developer”*: “We’re basically just giving users a goated world model that acts like your mom... it remembers where everything is, even when you forget!” #Based 🔥 *You think this is cool? Just wait until AI starts charging rent for virtual land!* 💰💀 Can’t wait for the day when I’ll owe my NPC landlord $3000 in virtual rent! 😅 This is the future, and fr fr, I can already see it: “This is fine” meme for reality in 3...2...1! 🔥 *Hot take*: In 2025, Google’s gonna be the landlord of our dreams, charging us in crypto just to exist in their wild worlds. I’m calling it! 🚀💸