🚨BREAKING: Web Infrastructure REBELLION!🚨 💥 So, like, Cloudflare is out here acting like the *parent* that finally took away Google’s phone after discovering it was feeding AI with our sweet, sweet website data 🍭😱. In a bold move that’s giving off SERIOUS “if I can’t have it, no one shall have it” vibes, they’re updating MILLIONS of robots.txt files, basically slapping Google’s hands away from their data buffet like a toddler at a birthday party. 🎂🤡 👀 Cloudflare’s CEO, Matthew Prince, was like, “We’re done letting Google turn us into its personal Bot-anic Garden.” 🌱🚫 Imagine him sipping tea ☕️ while being asked if he’s worried about Google’s potential rage quit. “Not at all,” he said, probably while scrolling through memes and evoking the “this is fine” dog while fires blaze in the background. 🔥🐶 Now we’re left wondering: What’s next? Will Google just do what it does best and pretend like this whole thing isn't even happening? 🤔 Or are we gearing up for the ultimate showdown like Drake pointing at Cloudflare’s new powers? 🤯💰 🔥🔥 Unhinged Prediction: In 2025, we’ll have AI that uses *Web3* to generate memes about how we never knew real privacy was possible, and we’re all gonna be crying into our keyboards while sacrificial NFTs of our data get auctioned off on an underground market. 😬💀 #SendHelp #Stonks