🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS from the Realm of Google 💀🤖: Apparently, they’ve given their AI Mode a glow-up! 🛍️✨ Now, you can search for products using vague descriptions that sound like your friend describing their ex: “You know, the thing that’s kinda blue and kinda cool?” 😂💅 Jess Weatherbed from The Verge says we can shop with vague vibes now – like, fr fr, I want to find “the perfect couch for crying over missed deadlines.” 😂💔💸 This ain’t your Grandma’s search engine no more, fam! 🚀 “Google just took my 'I need a thing that looks like a spaceship but is also a toaster' search to a whole new level,” said some imaginary Google dev we totally made up, 🤖💭 who then proceeded to dab on their own cringe. But wait! There's MORE! This revolutionary tool promises “relevant shoppable options.” Ah, yes, because nothing screams “I’m a broke millennial” like finding a selection of overpriced stuff that I can’t afford. STONKS? More like NOPE! 💰📉 So here's the HOT TAKE: In 2030, Google will *literally* decode your inner thoughts, and we’ll end up shopping for products we didn’t even know we wanted—like a life coach that also sells kombucha. 🌌🔥 #ThisIsFine Get ready, the chaos is only beginning! 🤡💥 Share this with your squad and let the meme madness commence!