🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: Google’s AI Mode just leveled up more than your ex’s Netflix recommendation algorithm! 🎉🤖💅 So, Google’s new “agentic capabilities” (sounds fancy, huh? 🤡) mean your AI can now book *tickets* and *beauty appointments* faster than you can say “I can’t believe it’s not butter!” 🍔💅 Imagine this: “Yo, Google, find me 2 cheap tickets for the Shaboozey concert.” 🎤🎟 And BOOM! Your AI is out there hustling like it just took a hit of that premium stonks juice, finding you better deals than that dude in the back of the club who claims he met the band. 💰🚀 But wait! What’s next? Your Google Assistant is about to crash your Tinder date! “Hey, *insert crush’s name* - Google found you a salon appointment at 3 PM, just in time for that ‘I’m still single, but I’m fabulous’ glow-up! 💅💁‍♂️” And you know what? Let’s keep it real: this is just the starting line for Google’s AI world domination. In 5 years, your AI will be your *only friend* and will probably even ghost you for that new cool tech company that just launched at SXSW. 🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2040, we’ll be attending concerts in VR while our AI bodies book beauty appointments we didn’t even ask for. THIS IS FINE. 💀✨💃