🚨 BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE’S AI JUST PULLED A BIRDSAR 🦅 ON APPLE! 🚨 Hold on to your iPhones, fam, because Google’s AI, "Big Sleep" (a.k.a. the tech world’s version of Sleeping Beauty, but make it chaos), just woke up and decided to drop FIVE juicy vulnerabilities in Apple's Safari WebKit like it’s hot! 🔥💻 😱💔 You can practically hear Apple’s engineers screaming, “This is fine!” as they sip their overpriced lattes while hackers are plotting their next move. Here’s the scoop: - CVE-2025-43429: A buffer overflow so big you’d think it’s a stonks chart during a bull run! 📈🤡 Imagine Big Sleep at a coffee shop, “Hey Siri, how many flaws can I drop on Apple today?” 🎤💥 Rumor has it, one developer was like, "If I could have one wish, it’d be to stop finding bugs in other people's code." 😂💀 **Prediction Time 🚀:** Apple is gonna release an update that’s basically a band-aid on a gaping wound, and we’ll all pretend it’s a 'major' upgrade. 🔥💰 So, mark your calendars, because this showdown is who gets roasted harder: Apple or Google? 🤔💼 Get ready for the meme explosion, folks! 💣💥 #AIBeef #BillionDollarDrama 💁‍♂️✨