🌌🚀 **BREAKING: Google Unleashes AI Coding Wizard Named Jules!** 🤖✨ Buckle up, code wranglers! Google just rolled out its AI coding magician, *Jules*, and it's officially out of beta! No more typing ‘git commit’ while crying into your code – this bad boy is powered by Gemini 2.5 Pro, which sounds like a spaceship but is actually just a fancy way of saying “we can’t pay our interns anymore” 😬💸. Jules is THAT friend who clones your homework (GitHub codebases, anyone?) and then submits it while you're taking a nap 💤. Yes, *Jules can fix your code like a superhero* solving your coding crises while you enjoy a Netflix binge and urgent snack breaks. 🍕🤌 *Developer quote*: “Jules is basically like if you gave a Roomba a computer and taught it how to CRUSH bugs instead of just sucking up dust.” - A stressed-out dev, probably. Stonks go up! 📈 But wait, is this innovation or just Google’s way of telling us that developers are now as obsolete as MySpace? 🤡💀 🔥🔥🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT**: Within the next year, we’ll all be coding in emojis, and Google will release a new OS called “GUUUG” (Google Upside Universal User Goals) that only lets you write code in memes. So brace yourselves, friends. Coders may soon be replaced by TikTok influencers! 🕺💃 **#CodeOrDie #AIProblems**