🚨 BREAKING TECH DRAMA 🚨: Google just dropped a *NEW* feature that may or may not make you feel something—curated AI “notebooks”! 📝💥 Y’all thought this was just a glorified notepad? Nah fam, it’s like if your mom and Shakespeare had a chaotic love child 🤡💔 🚀 Picture this: Google’s AI app, NotebookLM, is vibing with authors and researchers, like “Yo, let me spit some Shakespeare bars while I parent my child like a pro.” 👶📖 Because who doesn't want parenting tips from a glorified algorithm? #TechnoSapiens #ParentingGoals In their first drop, they’re serving up eight *featured* notebooks (👀, just 8? C’mon Google, that’s like a starter pack for toddlers) — with themes ranging from *longevity* to *how to not lose your sanity while decoding Shakespearean sonnets*. I mean, fr fr, are they teaching us to live forever or just how to cope with our existential dread? 🧠💀 😤 "Why create your own when you can have AI do the work? 🤖💰" said a *completely made-up* Google developer, casually sipping on that corporate tea. "Let’s make sure users can share their notebooks and cancel their therapist appointments instead." 🔥 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll all be interacting with AI notebooks that make us feel pensively poetic while cleaning up our kids’ messes. #NotebooksForLife 🙌💀 Get ready to cry emojis while leveling up your mental wellness game! Can’t wait for that sponsored parenting seminar with Shakespeare and Eric Topol on the side. Stonks! 📈✨