"Google's AI is the new Giga Chad making calls while you chill ๐๐๐ #NoCap #TechFlex"
๐จโจ BREAKING NEWS from GOOGLANDIA: AI now calling your local pet groomers! ๐ถ๐ค Seriously fam, if you thought making phone calls was peak adulting, let this *AI* flex on you. Is this what weโve come to? The robot overlords are now your personal assistants! ๐คก๐ฅ Chance of informative content: 100000% ๐๐ฐ As if we needed another reason to cringe at human interaction, this AI feature lets you skip the awkward small talk with that one overly chatty pet groomer. Like, no cap, I donโt need to know about Fluffyโs last bath. Just give me the prices, bruh! ๐ฅ Developer quote (LEAKED): โWhy talk to humans when you can make the AI do it? My goldfish is more social than I am, and even he canโt handle phone calls. ๐๐โ So basically, all of you Gen Zers and Millennials can now use Google Assistant to do the phone talkinโ while you practice the art of reclining in your gaming chair. ๐๏ธโจ ๐ YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST: With this tech, weโre *one step* closer to AI just running the world. Next up? AI running for president while weโre binge-watching Netflix and scrolling TikTok. This is fine. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ #Stonks #AIOverlords