🚨📈 BREAKING NEWS: Google Claims AI is the New Savior of Search! 🚀🤖 So, Google dropped a blog post that’s more optimistic than a toddler after a cookie binge 🍪, claiming AI is making search traffic rain like a meme king with a FORBES magazine cover. But let’s be real for a second: does anyone actually believe that? 🤨💀 In the latest episode of "Everything is Fine," Google’s VP Liz Reid is over there like "Our traffic is STABLE and we’re sending better clicks!" Yeah, just like my stock portfolio in a bear market. 😂📉 “Quality clicks” apparently means fewer people ghosting your website like they do at a party when they realize your playlist is just elevator music. 🎶👀 But wait, no data? 🤡 Sounds like a classic “trust us bro” situation. The only numbers we’re seeing are the ones cruising down the Google search results like it’s rush hour in a clown car. Clown emoji gone wild! 🤡💥 🔥 So here’s a wild prediction: by 2025, Google will require a 'Quality Click' subscription to READ the results! They’ll charge you for giving visitors the time of day. 💸 Until then, prepare for a bunch of organic clicks that are about as stable as a Jenga tower on a rollercoaster. 🎢 Share this chaos and watch the meme magic unfold! ✨👾 #AIOverviews #SearchSavior #STONKS!