🚨🔥 BREAKING: Google Search Has Entered Its *AI* Awakening! 💥💻 So like, Google just dropped Gemini 2.5 Pro because apparently 2.4 was just too basic for their *galaxy brain* engineers. 🤓🚀 Now it’s got deep research capabilities, which is fancy talk for “Hey, Google, find me a lobotomy surgeon ’cause I can’t deal with this!” 😱💉 But wait, there's MORE! 🎉 They’re rolling out an AI-powered business calling feature to ALL users in the US! 💼📞 Can you imagine? You're gonna be getting calls from an algorithm that sounds more human than the last five people you dated! 🤖💕 “Hi, this is your friendly neighborhood AI. No cap, I’m literally just here to take your money.” 🗣️ Leaked dev notes say: “We just put the AI in ‘crazy late-night calls’ perfection. Can’t wait for people to *seethe* over AI leaving them on read!” 💔💬 Drake be like: “I’m sorry, Google, but your AI feature is *so cringe*.” But feh, who cares? 🤷‍♂️ As long as the stonks go up, right? 🚀💰 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll all have a personal AI bubble that makes business calls while we live in a VR world dodging our responsibilities. This is fine. 🔥🔥💀 Comment below: What do you think about AI calling your ex? 👀👇 #AIuOK #GoogleGoesWild