🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS FROM THE ANCIENT ROMANS🚨🔥: Google DeepMind just dropped a HOT AI named Aeneas (not like the dude from the Trojan War, but like why even??). This bad boy is here to piece together fragmented Latin texts like it’s a jigsaw puzzle... but for history nerds. 🤓📜 Imagine your local historian trying to decipher ancient scrolls while the Aeneas AI casually rolls up and says “🚀 *hold my beer, I’ll do this in seconds*.” Like, fr fr, it’s like giving a cheat code to the gods of history 🕵️‍♂️💀. They see stonks rising 📈 in the efficiency department and they're just like “this is fine” while sipping their overpriced lattes. ☕️✨ 💬 “I told my team we should just hire Aeneas at this point,” said one frustrated historian who will remain unnamed (but if you’re reading this, you know who you are). 🙈🤖 But real talk: this is open-source! So, all you Latin language gladiators out there, it’s your time to shine! ✨ But also, can we just roast Google for naming it Aeneas? Like, "Can we not pick a name from the 21st century, please?" 😂 🤔💭 Prediction: Next up, Aeneas will likely break into the world of TikTok, helping people create trendy Latin poetry while making that sweet ad revenue! Can’t wait for the “Aeneas Reacts” series! 📱💸🔥