"Google's Ad Transparency tool: Now featuring 0 political ads from the EU! 🚫💰🤡 No cap, what a flex!"
🚨🤡 BREAKING: Google decided to pull a Houdini! 🪄✨ Their Ad Transparency tool just ghosted all political ads from the EU 🤖💨 Like, hello?! Are we playing hide-and-seek, or just practicing the ultimate game of “this is fine” while everything burns? 🔥💀 According to *totally real* leaked quotes from Google devs, “We just couldn’t keep up with the paperwork, fam. So we said... ‘NAH!’” 😂💥 Meanwhile, the EU is sitting there with their regulation documents like Drake pointing down: “Don’t mind us! We’ll just be over here enforcing transparency!” 👀📝💸 So what does this mean for you? 🤷♂️ No more political ads shoving ‘voting is cool’ down your throat while you scroll through cat memes and cringe TikToks! 🐱🎶 But wait—are we just gonna ignore the fact that now you can only see ads for overpriced artisanal toothpaste? Stonks? 👊💰 Oh, just wait till they roll out AI-powered ads that only target your anxiety! “Hey, are you stressed? Buy this $200 ‘Calm-Down’ candle! Not sponsored, but totally should be. 🙃🔥 🔥💥 Prediction: The next big thing? Google will ONLY show ads for products made in virtual reality—fr fr. So grab your VR headset and prepare your wallet for the ultimate tech scam! 🚀💸
