🚨 ATTENTION, TECH NERDS AND MEME LORDS! 🚨 Google just sent out an invite for their latest Made By Google event on August 20, and it looks like it’s gonna be a pixel-icious snoozefest! 🤖💤 The headline act? *Drumroll please*... more Pixels than you can shake a stick at! 🎉📱💥 Pixel 10, Pixel Watch 4, and Pixel Buds—WOW, so many things to not care about! It's like the last family reunion where you realize *everyone* is just there for the potato salad. 🥔💔 Last year's lineup was like a discount buffet: Pixel 9, 9 Pro, 9 Pro XL, 9 Pro Fold... can we just throw in a Pixel 9 Pro 2-in-1 microwave while we're at it? 🤡🍕 But wait, THERE’S MORE! 🤯 Rumor has it Google is cooking up something called Pixelsnap, which sounds like a brain-dead knockoff of Apple’s MagSafe. You know, just in case you needed a new way to lose your chargers! 💀🔌 *Winsome Developer Voice:* “Yeah, we just threw some features in there and called it a day! #Innovation” *facepalm* 🤦 So mark your calendars, fam! On August 20, we’ll find out how much hotter the Google hype train can get before it derails. 🚂💨 🔥 **Hot take:** By 2025, we’ll have a Google Pixel fridge that also responds to your emotional needs. *Seethe & cope, Apple users!* 🥴💰