🚨🏺BREAKING: Google Workspace is rolling out a security update that might just save your digital bacon! 🥓💻 After Linus Tech Tips got totally rom-com’d by hackers (👀💔) and their session cookies were swiped like pizza at a developer party 🍕, Google decided to drop a new feature: Device Bound Session Credentials (DBSC). Sounds fancy, huh? 🤓✨ So what does this mean for you? Well, DBSC is like a digital bodyguard that says, “Nuh-uh, not today, hackers!” 🚫👾 It basically chains your session cookies to YOUR device, making it next to impossible for sketchy script kiddies to waltz in and swipe your credentials like they’re stealing candy from a baby. 😈🍭 💬 *"Bro, I can’t even steal my mom’s Wi-Fi, how am I supposed to steal cookies?"* - *Imaginary hacker who's bad at life* 🤡💀 But y’all, let’s keep it real – this is like putting a padlock on a door when there’s a giant freaking hole in the wall! 🕳️🏚️ Also, can we roast the fact that we’ve reached a point where protecting our session cookies is considered cutting-edge? Stonks, but also cringe. 📈🤔 🔥🚀 So here’s the spicy prediction: in 2030, we’ll be fighting off malware with our bare hands while living in a VR world where cookies are the new currency! Cookie Wars, anyone? 🍪⚔️ #CookieMadness #GoogleGetYourGameOn