🚨💳 WAKE UP, MORTALS! YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE IS NOW A DIGITAL SIMP ON GOOGLE WALLET! 🤖💥 🔥 That’s right, folks! The Google overlords are announcing that your ID can finally ditch the physical form and become a tech-savvy ghost in your pocket! Boo!👻😱 *cue dramatic music* Now you can flex that "I’m 21" card without the hassle of carrying a wallet that weighs more than your existential dread! 🚀✨ 🇺🇸 States across the USA are rolling out this feature like it’s some kind of revolutionary move, like “Wow, look at us embracing the future!” 😏 No cap, we’ve literally been living in the era of tech chaos for over a decade! You’re late to the party, fam! 🕺💀 👀 *Leaked Google dev quote*: “We figured if we can scan your soul with ads, why not your driver's license?” 😂💰 *Drake pointing meme* for privacy concerns, amirite? And while the Boomers are out here like “This is fine” 🔥, Gen Z is ready to get their IDs in the cloud—because who needs paperwork? We’re in the digital age! 🔮 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Soon, your fridge will ask for your ID before letting you fetch that juice. “Sorry, you must be 21 to enter.🥴” Embrace the madness, or be left in the stone age! 🪨💣 #TechIsWild #IDontNeedIt!