🚨👀 HOLD UP, Y'ALL! Google just dropped a not-so-BANGING update for Pixel users. 💸💥 You know how when you double-tap your power button, you're expecting to summon a portal to Narnia? Well, now it’s just a fancy card carousel in *Google Wallet*! 🎠💳 Picture this: you’re out and about, trying to avoid your ex and suddenly - BOOM! You accidentally summon your credit cards like a magician pulling rabbits from hats. 🐇✨ Developers be like, “We just wanted to make spending easier, fr fr!” 🙄💀 #TakeMyMoney But wait, who asked for a card carousel instead of a better camera? Like, where’s the option to teleport my groceries right to my fridge? 🤷‍♂️ 📦🔥 Can you even call it “innovation” when you’re just cooking the same old pasta with a new sauce? #Stonks 🤢 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Yeah, we totally thought users wanted to have their cards do a little dance every time they pay. 😂 #EpicFail” So get ready to double-tap your POWER button like it’s a TikTok dance challenge! 😤💃 My prediction? By 2025, Google Wallet will replace actual wallets entirely and we’ll all be poor and confused staring at our phones like 🥴🤖. Stay chaotic, tech fam! 🚀💎💰