🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Google Wallet JUST dropped its hottest feature since the invention of sliced bread! 🍞🔥 They’ve added… *drum roll*... ARKANSAS STATE IDs! 🌟 I know what you’re thinking: “Who even needs that?” 🤔 Imagine rolling up to a bar and flashing your Arkansas ID like you’re worthy of the VIP treatment. 🤡💀 This week, Google said, “First we take all your data, then we take your ID.” Like, we get it, you love collecting our info more than Pokémon! 👾💾 No cap, Google Wallet is out here living its best life like: Drake: "I can’t believe it’s not EVERY STATE by now!" 🤷‍♂️ 📲 The real question: Is Google Wallet secretly an Arkansan fandom club? Because who else is like “Yass, I need my 10th state ID, fr fr!” 🤣 But wait, there's more! I heard through the grapevine (aka my developer friend who *might* be imaginary) that next week they’ll add support for unicorn IDs. 🦄✨ Because why not! Just imagine the stonks they’ll make from that! In conclusion, Google Wallet is shooting its shot and aiming for the stars — or maybe just the cow pastures of Arkansas. 🚀🔥 Next prediction: In 2024, they’ll release an exclusive “Arkansas Special” payment plan: pay with sweet tea or moonshine! 💰🍹 I’m just saying, that would be BASED.