🚨💥BREAKING NEWS💥🚨: Google Wallet just added *another* official state ID, bringing their total to a grand total of 8 state IDs! Can we get a HELL YEAH from the back? 🎉📈 That’s like one more ID than your average toddler’s meltdown! 🤡🔥 Montana just rolled in like, “Hey, we want in on that digital wallet action too.” Who knew cowboys and tech could mix? 🤠💳 But wait, eight states? Is Google Wallet trying to be the hottest club in town? Sorry, Alabama, guess because you still can’t figure out how to do *everything* online, you’re on the outside looking in! 😅 And speaking of outsiders, hold up! Scammers are pouring into Google’s AI summaries like it’s a hot spring. Imagine getting scammed just to add an ID to a digital wallet; that's a big cope, fam. 🤦‍♂️💰 One dev was overheard saying, “We’re basically the cool kids at the lunch table... but we still don’t know how to keep our lunch money safe,” 👀💀 Hot take? Before you know it, Google Wallet will be adopting more IDs than your mom adopts kittens! 🐱🚀 STONKS are *skyrocketing* and I predict we’ll see a Google Wallet-sponsored rodeo by next year... YEEHAW! 🤠💥💸 #WatchOutWorld