💥🚨BREAKING TECH NEWS 🚨💥: Google Wallet just slapped a big ol' Montana ID sticker on their app like it's the new Yeezy drop! 🤠🔥 💳 "Oh wow, guys! Another state ID is here! Can we PLEASE talk about literally any other feature?" said no one ever. 😩😩 It's like Google is trying to collect state IDs like they're Pokémon cards! Gotta catch 'em all? More like Gotta cope with Google Wallet updates while the rest of the world is vibing in the metaverse! 🍃💸 Rumor has it one dev was like, "Dude, the only thing cooler than a Montana ID is a new feature that doesn't make us look like we're stuck in 2008!" 🤦‍♂️💻 Like, c’mon Google, this is a whole *cringe* situation. Meanwhile, people are screaming, "This is fine!" while using a payment app with more features than a Swiss Army knife but still can’t figure out the parking meter! 😫🤑 So here’s a hot take: In 2040, Google Wallet will be the new dating app, and your state ID will double as your Tinder profile. Get ready to swipe right on the future, fam! 😂💔❤️ #Stonks #IDontThinkSo