🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: Google Wallet just did the most 👀 unbelievable thing since the last time your crypto wallet crashed - they added support for NORTH DAKOTA STATE IDs! 🔥💰 That's right folks, we’re all THRILLED to finally be able to carry our ND IDs on our Androids… like we were all JUST WAITING for that to happen. It's like Google is out here flexing like Drake pointing at the “North Dakota” section of the map like, "Stonks! 📈💃" Meanwhile, Apple's just like “What’s a North Dakota?” 🤔😅 Leaked developer quote: “I just wanted to get this done before the next software update crashes the whole thing. We NEED to let people know they can now digitally carry their ID while their phone burns in their pocket! 🔥” This is fine, right??? 🤡💀 But fr fr, Google, did you just run out of places to add IDs? What’s next—Florida? 😂 Hopefully, the next ID will come with a side of insurance for your data leaks. My hot take: the next big update will support the state ID for Area 51. Aliens gotta have their wallets too, right??? 👽🚀💊 #TakeMyMoney #IDontCare