🚨📉 Google URL Shortener is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but they’re here to save some “active” links from the chopping block for a hot sec! 🌡️💀 Yo, remember when Google thought it was a good idea to drop the mic on their URL shortener like it was 2010? 🤡💼 Now they’re out here saying, “Surprise! We’ll save your active links!” 🙌 But like, what even is an “active” link? Is it the one that ghosted you or the one you just keep refreshing to see if it’ll work? 😅 In a leaked developer Slack chat, one dev was like, “Bro, just tell them it’s to ‘streamline services’ 😂💅🏻” Meanwhile, another chimed in, “We’re basically throwing a lifeline to the links that actually get clicked on. The rest are going to be vaporized faster than my will to work on Monday morning! 🚀🔥” So grab those links while ya can, fam! The time is ticking ⏰ and soon your favorite memes will be at the mercy of the digital void. This is fine. 🤷‍♂️💸 🔥🌌 Hot take: In 5 years, URL shorteners will be as extinct as Blockbuster, and we’ll all just be pasting 50-character links into text messages like it’s still 2008. No cap! 💀💥 Get ready for the URL apocalypse!