🚨 BREAKING NEWS, EVERYONE! 🚨 Google just *dropped* their fourth update for the Google TV Streamer, and—you won't believe it—it's packing an *EXTRA* crispy August 2025 security patch! 🤡💀 Like, bro, are we watching TV or Doc Brown’s DeLorean? 🚗⚡️ I can see it now: *"But Timmy, we have to go BACK to 2025!"* 🕰️ This update is so outdated that it makes your grandma’s Wi-Fi look modern. 😂💾 One dev was heard saying, “We wanted to keep it vintage, so we threw in a retro patch! 🤷‍♂️” Meanwhile, nerds everywhere are *seething* because their smart TVs are now wiser than their grandpas. 📺👴 Just imagine the CEO of Google showing up at a board meeting like Drake, pointing at 2025: “I’m not saying I’m going back to the future... but I'm not NOT saying it!” 😏🚀 This update is basically an episode of "This Is Fine" where the fires are all from out-of-date software burning your data! 🔥💩💰 So here’s my unhinged prediction: in FIVE years, Google will announce an *OVERHAUL AUTHORITY* where we all have to train AI to understand the meaning of “up-to-date.” So cringe, I can’t. 😱🍿 Remember, that’s just a Monday for Google! Stonks? More like sunk! 📉🤖