🚨🛒 *BREAKING: Google TV Streamer 4K GOING CRAZY on Black Friday! 💸💻* 🚨 Listen up, meme lords! You know how your wallet has been gasping for air since you bought that overpriced avocado toast? Well, it’s about to breathe again because the *Google TV Streamer 4K* is dropping to just $75! That’s right, fam—record-low price alert! 🏷️🔥 Forget that usual $100 price tag; Google is basically giving this bad boy away like it’s Halloween and they’re out of candy. 🍬🎃 *Leaked* developer quote: “Honestly, it’s cheaper than a night out, and way less cringe!” - some Google intern, probably. 🤡💁‍♂️ But hold up—this isn't just a pretty box! It has *22% faster processing* than your ex's excuses, 32GB of storage (for all those series you’ll forget about), and the integration with Google Home means you can yell at your smart device to *turn on Netflix* like a boss! 🤖💪 And don’t get me started on that sleek wedge design—move over, Chromecasts, you *were* cool 😎 but now you just look like a high school dropout compared to this 4K beauty. So what’s the prediction? I’m calling it: in 2025, Google TV will beam *Netflix* directly into your brain! Watch out for the *Google Remote Control Mind Chip*! 🚀💥 *Stay woke, fam!* #Stonks #ThisIsFine #MemeTheSystem